Randy has delusions of grandeur. He likes to think he is leader of
Schnoize even though Schnoize is a collective. He did, however, start
Schnoize by mistake one summer. Ever since he has been making this
stupid music and giving it away for free. It is not because he feels
that his music is worthless, but rather, it is so valuable that it
is invaluably priceless.
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Danica sometimes stays up at night
wondering why she was suckered into joining Schnoize. Or rather, maybe
she stays up at night thinking about how much she does not like going
to college and would rather go back to serving coffee. In fact, I think
she rather be in Schnoize than in college. That doesn't say much for
college. Danica likes to wear low-cut shirts.
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Adam is the loudest member of Schnoize. If he had his way we would
be a thrash metal band, we all would skateboard and when he asked we
would all shut up and just listen to him for a second. Sometimes he
gets angry and threatens to quit. One of these days we are going to
give him recording equipment so that he can record stuff when we are
not around.
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Greg is an incessant liar. He is
also the most vocally talented member of Schnoize. That, however, is
not saying much. Greg on the other hand says a lot. That is what makes
him possibly the best rapper in Schnoize. Although, it is hard to compare
his slick hip hop style with the in-your-face street style of rap that
Randy has refined. Greg's ultimate goal is to develop a substitute for
aging.
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